Category Archives: the discarded companions guide to emotionally imediate

snap! just talked to that music-making poser we all know as the garagebandher0 and he slipped me this bonus track to the discarded companions guide to emotionally immediate computing, which was released on this weblog. show this poor chap some pity by lending your ear for 5min and 4sec to hear him out, would yah?

hiyo! thank you for bearing with the villainous.biz aural experience, i am surprised you are still here with me listening to each tune. you must be a masochist of some sort…

well we now come to the final track on this album known as the discarded companions guide to emotionally imediate computing; a love story and it is titled “Bruce’s Six-Shooter”. it is dedicated to the only internationally regarded symbol for asiatic strength and power, Mr. Bruce Lee. in this track i can imagine him living a life in the old west in early american history, riding horses, spitting and talking like john wayne, and of course, toting a revolver and shooting at people, places, things, nouns in general really.

yes, what an imagination i have. truly a wonder to behold. thanks again for listening. expect no more tracks. my career as a supa-star producer is done. eat your heart out, kanye west. so long rza and the wu. goodbye peanut butter wolf. yes, you may sample these, dj shadow and dr. dre, no i will not produce eminem’s next album. GarageBandHer0 is outie.

p-e-a-c-e!

track 9 on the album is called “practice makes perforated” and is proof that i really don’t know what i am doing with these audio shinanigans.

this next track is my attempt to pay homage to the great modal jazz pioneers of the 1950’s and 60’s. this was of course a failed attempt because most of it could only be constructed at the time using chords and therefore is not modal at all, except for maybe the contrabass parts. oh well. its called “one time for the mind” and it might be nice to listen to.

“new city dirty pants” is the name of this next track and was composed (assembled?) at the time for a friend who was on her way to new york. intended to be an anthem for walking in williamsburg, i decided not to give it to her in the end because it’s a little short and would have been hella-boring to listen to on repeat. hope you like it.

track 6 of ‘the discarded companions guide to emotionally imediate computing; a love story’ is called ‘if i could play a real instrument’ and is one of those generic timeless ballads made for police or hospital drama shows. you might want to skip this one..

it finally comes to a track that i actually like. this next one is called ‘Hz 2 Here’ and i made it while participating in a show in newcastle back last april. i recommend earphones!

track 4 is called ‘hill-billy hoe-down’ and it was the first audio anything i had ever made. it’s got pretty cheesy loops and sounds completely awkward, and you really feel like a red-neck when you listen to it. i suppose there is a lil’ red-neck in all of us ;)

the name of this next track is ‘dream of alarm clocks’. one morning smarch unfortunately woke me up whilst in the middle of the most perfect dream state. it was cold and bright outside and i was warm and cozy in bed. disgruntled at the idea of going to school during a dutch winter, i rolled over; still in my bed, towards my notebook, which coincidently sleeps next to me ;-) and put together this track in my pj’s as a soundtrack to that dream… no wait, that waxes the poetic. it was actually a procrastination stalling tactic to stay in bed for as long as possible. yes, thats right. the truth is much better.

do_Op <———- me with head phones still sleepy-faced

up next is track 2 of my first attempt at an album. the title of this track is ‘death of electro’ because after i made and listenend to it… well, maybe you should listen. it speaks for itself.