hi all. 22C3 is coming up starting after xmas and the geeks of the world tremble with anticipation. as a special treat for Masterpiece Cleaners, emile, danja and i will be in attendance, fronting like we’re a crew of +-=:::::: 1 3 3 7 h 4 x 0 r 5 ::::::=-+ what better way to spend our xmas then with fat, stinky, bearded programers… whom we regard as gods and goddesses, i might add. surely we wont be there for the chicks, but to learn and be learned.
because of this most special of special conferences, i have agreed to bestow my partner in grime, emile with the supreme position of “DA DADA DA! contributing writer! we will see if he lives up to this gloriously honorable position. does he even know his login/password for villainous.biz? only time will tell. and without a doubt, danja will take the position of resident supa-tech-artist-electrician-MPC-h4×0r-1337 guru and pretty good with a camera and photoshop too. hey, we are kinda like the three stooges! duh, does that make me the stupid one… awe..
danja will also bring his notebook with a hardened version of auditing gnu/linux to test his skills, but mostly to see how it will get smashed and 0wn3d, and grow from the experience. i’m not even thinking about bringing my notebook. probably a camera… can that be hacked? well maybe a pencil and paper notebook, unless that can be hacked too.. if you are thinking of coming to 22C3 with a notebook i would advise reading this wiki regarding survival at the conference. after you read this you will see why i am not even considering bring my computer, so posts will be delayed by a day, yet we will endeavor to bring you info regarding the events and pix of the backs of people sitting with there heads bowed down in front of computer screens, praying to whatever computer coding language god they pray to.
Tschuess!